WARNING: men may be embarrassed reading this post.
A couple of days ago I am with my family at a restaurant. I take my 4 year old into the restroom with me and make her come into the stall since there are other people in the bathroom and I dont want anyone to "steal" her. She uses the toilet first and I decided I needed to go too. I happened to be wearing those "period" underwear (do all women have these?) and she notices the stain and says very loudly "Mom, you have a stain in your underwear. I think next time you do the laundry you need to use stain remover on that." I hear muffled laughing coming from the next stall and I'm sure that lady is picturing skid marks or something.
Oh the unfiltered honesty of children.
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Next time you can say. "Sweetie, mommy bleeds out her coothcie once a month. You'll have the joy of experiencing this when you're my age too. Won't that be fun?"
Then again, maybe not such a great idea. Tee hee.
Imagine me in a bathroom stall with Charlie and him saying, "Mommy, where is your peepee?" "Girls don't have peepees, Charlie." "What do girls have, Mommy?" I hear snickering from outside the stall. What do I say??? I told him we have vaginas, but he pronounces it bagina. Too funny.
Same thing happened to me only it actually was a skidmark and it wasn't my daughter. It was my 20-something friend Lonar. Also, it was not a bathroom stall. It was on a crowded city bus. Oh yeah, and when Lonar pulled my drawers down, some loose turds tumbled out too. There was no snickering, as I recall, but a lady and her dog threw up. But it was the exact same situation, otherwise.
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